"let there be among you a group that invites to the good, orders what is right and forbids what is evil,
and they are those who are successful..." (3:104)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

berape banyak bombe...

"wah, bukan main marah lg dia..."
"ssshhhhhhhh..."
"apa tak boleh cakap ke..."

"kekanda, maafkan lah adinda..."
"aahhh, bukankah kau tau yg kesukaan aku adalah belacan.."
"kenapa masak sayur asam tak campur belacan..."
"nah, skrg aku akan pancung leher kau..."

"ehhh apa daa, pasal sambal belacan pun nk pancung memancung ke..."
"sssssshhhhhhhh..."
"ehhh apa ssshhhh..."
"kau sememangnya manusia durjana, snggup kau mnggunakan kekerasan trhadap wanita..."
"lebih baik kau mntk maaf skrg, kalo tak lembam bijik mata kau..."

"eh, apa ni...?"
"eeehhhh..." (gedebuk)...

"eeehhh..."
"woi, belum kena dh jatuh ke..."
"eehh, jgn main bangsat tau..."
"owh, kalo brani mari la fight one by one..."
"apa kau ingat lubang hidung kau besar aku takut ye..."

"ishh, apa la korg ni...ini semua belakon la..."
"belakon pun belakonlah...tp takkan pasal sambal belacan pun nk pancung memancung..."
"dh ceritanya mcm tu, nk buat mcmmane..."
"ala, buat la cerita kumbang terbang ke, ikan emas ke, ayam belaga ke..."

"korg nmpk itu pintu besar tak..."
"dgn perintah aku, dipersilakan get ooouuuttt...get ooouuuttt..."
"sabar tuan director, sabar...dorg bertiga ni dtg nk screen test..."

2 comments:

Ahmad Firdaus Ibrahim said...

hahaha...
lawak, memang lawak. lepas ni boleh la ko jadi manager kemat hassan.

hijau bumi Tuhan... said...

aku ngantok la td...tu pasal la merepek ni, hahaha...dh kol satu ni, aku nk tido kt surau jap...xleh tahan la, haha...


salam perjalanan...